May 2012
87 posts
when a mom tells me she's cloth diapering.
submitted by: adrienne
when a first time mom tries to educate me on...
submitted by: amjosiris
Oh your kid was potty trained at 12 months?
tell me all about how you did it and how advanced your kid is.
submitted by: mana
My husband in the delivery room.
submitted by: adrienne
when my hubby offers to do the night feeding.
when I finally get the baby down for a nap.
and the UPS guy rings the doorbell.
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I GOT EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT
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when my parents are in town and offer to watch my...
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i dont like the mom. or kid. but they keep calling...
MommyJacking: Know-It-Alls Edition
stfuparents:
This week on Mommyish, I talk about know-it-all parents on Facebook. This topic is a long time coming, because it’s a particular type of mommyjacking that annoys parents and non-parents alike. Unsolicited advice is irritating no matter what a person is being “advised” to do, but it’s especially annoying when it’s advice being doled out by “helpful” parents on Facebook.
What is it...
while i am in labor.
every time i hear the duggars are pregnant.
the second i walk in the door *after* my 6 week...
submitted by: jessM
someone asked when my baby is due.
i had her two months ago.
submitted by: allison
When my kid barfs apple juice and Cheerios on the...
when we’re already running late and too far to turn back for home.
and
then i try to clean it up with the 3 mcdonald’s napkins and dried out wipes I had with me.
but then how I feel when it’s actually cleaned up.
submitted by: lisa
the view from most of my *artsy* instagram photos.
when i see *that* mom from the playgroup out in...
submitted by: jessM
going on a walk with fellow moms.
how i think we look.
how we really look.
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getting the kids to go to the dentist.
The first 3 weeks of breastfeeding.
submitted by: adrienne
as i am getting ready for bed - a kid pukes.
my modesty levels.
before kids.
after kids.
submitted by: adrienne
when school is out for the summer.
as a child.
as a parent. time to reach this point is variable.
when i nest.
when I successfully remove a messy diaper without...
then she pees all over the changing pad while i grab a clean diaper.
submitted by: adrienne
when you tell me your toddler can recite their...
when my kid is sick and I start googling symptoms.
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when i think i smell poop from upstairs.
but i just hope the diaper is still on.
my newborn woke up every hour last night.
and i had still had to work.
when i see a mom at target taking the last...
when i take ice cream out of the freezer just as...
submitted by: jessM
when my OB said it "wouldn't be a good idea" to...
submitted by: mary
when trying to lose the baby weight.
what i think and wish i looked like at the gym.
what i’m pretty sure i actually look like.
when a first time mom tells me she cries every...
the time leading up to 6 weeks post partum.
when your kid is annoying at a play place.
you see me look at your kid like this.
but the words coming out of my mouth are similar to this.
when there is a schedule conflict and i have to...
on the phone with the doctor’s office.
inside.
oh your kid takes two 2.5 hour naps a day?
when I attempt to wear high heels on a hot date...
instead of the usual SAHM flip flop ensemble i wear daily with my children.
submitted by: birdie
grey's is new this week.
when i tell my husband i work hard cleaning all...
i really mean that i do this 5 mins before he comes home.
and
if i finally get the baby to sleep and have time...
submitted by: mana
girls night out with my non-mommy friends.
and they are talking about non-mommy things.
submitted by: mana
when my kid asks to watch yo gabba gabba for the...
submitted by: mana
when the babysitter calls and cancels.
submitted by: mana
when my kid has a birthday party.
pinteresting theme ideas.
during the party.
after everyone leaves.
but do it again next year bc your kid was like this.
when i hear a *thump* from a kid climbing out of...
its bedtime and i already [mentally] have wine...
and the kids beg to stay up for a bit longer.
when my husband calls and says he is working late.
when my kids give me [more] homemade crafts for...
but then i think about where the hell i’m going to put it.
