parent of the year.

when my kid asks for the same thing.

again.

when someone asks if I want any more kids too soon after having one.

but in a few months, I am always… 

oh you want to talk about the play date coming up?

again?

when my kid says the F word.

you.

me.

when you only have 1 school aged child.

this is what youre saying.

this is what I’m doing.

when they have been in bed for an hour.

and then miraculously are hungry/thirsty/too tired to even sleep.

when the school calls to tell me my kid doesn’t feel well.

and I just turned on RHONY on the dvr.

when i try on pre-pregnancy pants.

what? I’m 3 weeks PP!!

 

i need wine.

and it’s the one thing that my husband didn’t bring home after work.

whoa. you have 4 kids?